How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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