Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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