She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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