I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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