Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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