Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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