Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i dont even know how to be here
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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