think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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