At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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