so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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