So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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