batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
cat food counts as protein by the way
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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