I don't think brook has ever known best
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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