Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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