Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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