Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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