Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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