You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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