K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He? As in you personified your dick?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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