let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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