I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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