Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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