I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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