At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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