Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
