I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
