Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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