Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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