Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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