my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
There r osticjed everywhere
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
