OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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