Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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