We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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