Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
It was confusing and full of hummus
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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