I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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