phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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