Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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