she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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