sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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