I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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