I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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