what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
