Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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