I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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