too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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