I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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