It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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