this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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