Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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