I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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