thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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