addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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